Thursday, July 16, 2020

US Crimes of the Week


Truthful headlines (and just one week’s worth) offering you more reasons to separate yourselves from The Regime’s madness:

Regime Communists Want to Offer 'Asylum' to Entire World

Help them welcome tens of millions of new, unemployed third worlders…

The Emperor joins the Idiot Parade by inviting Hong Kong to move to America.

Regime’s Hired Killers Ally with Maoist Terrorist Group

They’re going to teach us about "inclusion" and "white supremacy."

Regime’s Propaganda Outfits Receive Millions of Your Stolen Dollars in 'Bailouts'

They must be rewarded for promoting the scam-demic and mask obedience.


They want to guarantee a steady supply of their favorite toy.

Think about these war whores the next time you can’t pay your rent.


Apparently, their bail outs weren't enough to afford $490,000 to visit Mickey Mouse.


Count his "case" as one of the thousands of fraudulent "diagnosed" cases.


Somehow, he thinks it’s his job "to take care of the people of Venezuela."

It’s bad enough he thinks this about his own subjects!


Their "logic" is that Syrians, though weak and sickly from starvation, will somehow "rise up" and overthrow their government.


And the leader among these thieves is The Department of Sickness and Parasites.


And the desk jockeys are upset that the hired killers are getting a larger raise than they are.

Maybe we'll get lucky and this tiff evolves into a shooting war!


They’ll be spying on your transactions to make sure they aren’t "illicit."


We only have nine years left!



They demand that the Emperor "certify" that such an action will harm the interests of the DC Demons.

How you "certify" that has not been articulated…


Isn’t it amazing those costs total up to exactly $10 billion?

Maybe I can make a similar demand (and for a similar amount) to cover my Covid costs!

Some good news for the resistance:


It’s always enjoyable to watch The Regime eat its own!

Why remain a suffering subject? Why do you need a “US?”

Isn’t it time for Texians to practice “DC-distancing?”


Secession, anyone?

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