Tuesday, July 1, 2008

How the Sheeple Enjoy the Faux of July

What will the sheeple do on this day when:

  1. Fireworks are outlawed completely because they disturb the birds?

  2. Beer is outlawed to expand the profitable War on Some Drugs to include hops and malted barley?

  3. Outdoor barbecues are prohibited because they contribute to global warming?

Oh well, they'll still have their goofy parades to waste away their holiday hours. No, wait- parades will also be forbidden when it is determined that such events can be gathering places for subversives and child molesters!

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