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'Battle of the Badges' needs you to donate blood

Are there points (or ounces) deducted for blood the police shed?

Are points added to the firefighters total for the lives they save?

If so, the porkers in blue don’t have a chance. This game is over.

PETA Seeks to Rename Fish

The PETA retards want little Johnny and little Susie to start calling fish, “sea kittens.” That way they’ll tell mommy and daddy to stop eating the cute lil’ sea kittens. Then, when little Johnny and little Susie grow up (at least physically) they’ll run for political office and send their armed thugs to arrest, torture, and even kill those who would dare even THINK about eating those precious lil’ sea kittys.

It sounds goofy now. But ten years ago we thought no one would be goofy enough to call carbon dioxide a “poison.”

Bob Dylan to release Christmas album

Please, say it isn’t so! One of the finest songwriters in music history is releasing a Christmas album.

Is this a sign of the apocalypse?

Do people really want to lay down good money to hear Bob sing, “Here Comes Santa Claus?”