Friday, August 29, 2008

Wear The Right Colored Belt Or Feel the Crack Of The Whip

The new school year brings with it fresh discovery by state edu-crats in Seagoville, TX- students can only learn when wearing a black or brown belt. The learning process is further inhibited when said belt has holes in it.

It is better that students spend the day locked in the gym than risk being mis-educated by wearing the wrong color or style of belt. After all, school is preparation for living under the thumb of the state. Learning to read and write is secondary to learning how to “follow the rules.”

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