Sunday, March 3, 2013

Austin Eco-Fascists Outlaw Plastic Bags

The earth worshippers that contaminate Austin have seen to it that businesses can no longer serve their customers with plastic bags.

Of course, the corporate whore media had no problem locating a willing, satisfied, obedient serf:

“It’s just like remembering to wear seat belts,” said Ron Roberts, who brought reusable bags to an H-E-B in Austin, and got a few free ones from the store. “We’ll get used to it. We have no choice.”

Please remember, it was these same greenie weenies who took away our paper bags because a tree would have to be cut down to create them (horrors!). They suggested we use plastic instead.

These are the same greenie weenies who are taking away our incandescent light bulbs and replacing them with poisonous bulbs that emit a sickening, insufficient light.

These are the same greenie weenies who took away our five gallon toilets, so we can enjoy the pleasure of backed up sewer pipes and the expensive repairs then incurred.

These are the same greenie weenies who insisted we use these much less efficient plastic bags. Now, they’re taking away (through the violence of "law") even these bags because they’ve decided that Mother Earth does not like them.

Next, they’ll be taking away the food and merchandise that goes into these bags!
Face it- these human hating Luddites want us dead!

This is the kind of BS you get when you allow an authoritarian state to be run by a bunch of delusional, ignorant, pro-government extremist, KOOKS!

Why do we put up with it? These tyrants don’t deserve our obedience and respect. They only deserve a hollow point between the eyes- rhetorically speaking, of course.

Resistance is Mandatory

No rulers

No masters



Kent McManigal said...

Rhetorically, my butt.
However, because we are better people than they are, we won't do it until they leave us no choice.

Enlightened Rogue said...

Kent- I should have put a “wink, wink” after that rhetorical remark :-)